Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Lesson #4: The World Is Full of Sadists

It all started with one dude - one charming individual who decided to make a huge profit from other people's sufferings. It caught on and now thousands of companies have followed in his footsteps, producing millions of obnoxious implements of torture. People from all walks of life are afflicted every day by these insidious products. And yet, they will gleefully turn around and buy one for some other poor, unsuspecting person and give it as a gift!

It's a cycle of human misery that seems never-ending! And we owe it all to the man who invented the electronic toy.

Thanks, Bud. Thanks for nothin'.